Cool vs. Cack Things of the Month
  Getting the four stringed throbber out of retirement, and taking up playing six string quite badly.  How the neighbours must love us    
  Very, very large bass drivers in very small cars.  200 watt subwoofers in Metros?  Stupid, yes, but hey!  Summer's coming and it's nearly dub season. 
The mighty Stockport County FC.  The football season starts soon, we've got season tickets and we're going to see the lads play Man City.  
  Fags, fags, fags.  Hack, cough. 
 
What's the difference between a mobile phone and a vibrator?  Mobile phones are for arseholes.  
Then why have I got one? 
 
Very cool thing indeed but too easy to waste all your time on  
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